His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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