I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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