i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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