I smell stomach acid.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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