Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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