She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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