Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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