Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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