Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
