Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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You. Win. At. Life.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Damn victory sex feels great
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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