Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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