Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
you traded sex for a burrito?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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