yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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