Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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