508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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