doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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