Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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