happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
