she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Are we still banned from the library?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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