can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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