I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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