And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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