is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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