Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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