I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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