i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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