jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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