i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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