I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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