its not stalking. its research.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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