and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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