Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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