after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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