Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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