First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
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