evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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