So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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