I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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