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K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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