They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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