I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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