I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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