yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
It's Friday. Sex?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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