Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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