is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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