doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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