We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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