North Korea, Best Korea!
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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