no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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