when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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