Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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