How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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