Plan B is the new Plan A
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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