I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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