doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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